Yesterday I saw a muscle car with the license plate ‘notslow’. The dude had a mustache.
He also had a ponytail. Can you imagine how cool he felt? I feel like there should be a Budweiser commercial dedicated to the long-haired, mustached man driving his muscle car.
If the warm weather has you craving for an excess amount of beer (ahem), I highly suggest these awesome koozies from rouge & co. Seriously how cute are these? Although I don’t think muscle car man would be into them.
And if you prefer to cut things instead of drinking beer (awkward), you should try out a monogrammed cutting board.
I’m going to cut you.