What up CoverGirl awesomeness

The Before:
And jazz hands, and kick, and jazz hands, and kick. No, I’m not in fact losing my mind. That’s me doing a happy dance for receiving $30 whole dollars in the mail from CoverGirl to spend on makeup at Krogers. What up sweet, sweet awesomeness?

The During:
After arriving at Krogers without the littles (never, I mean NEVER take the littles to the grocery store if you’re not interested in buying 10 candy bars, five boxes of random cereal and two half-eaten slim jims) I headed straight for the makeup aisle. OK you got me, I actually headed straight to the bakery and told the guy behind the counter that I needed a free cookie for my kid and he totally bought it. Sucka.

After sucking face with my free cookie, I really did head over to the makeup aisle and then it happened. No I didn’t pee my pants, but I did hear angels singing as I made my way to the CoverGirl section. You got me, I’m lying again, I did pee my pants just a tad. Hey, I have had two kids.

After staring blankly at the wall for 20 minutes and getting odd looks from some other shoppers, I made my $30 makeup decision (drum roll please):

-Lip gloss times two
-Eyeliner crayon
-Trueblend coverup times two (don’t judge, I have a lot of stuff to cover)

I also decided that I’m indecisive. But I think there’s medication for that.

Not shown: Krogers’ checkout lady looking at me like I’m insane for being so freaking giddy over my new makeup haul. Hey, it’s not like I wake up looking this awesome. This girl needs to put on her face before anyone sees me — even my dog gets a little frightened of me in the morning and she’s not such a looker herself.

The After:
In conclusion, I’m totally in love with CoverGirl. Like, I kinda want to make out with my new makeup in a dark closet. What? Like you’ve never played seven minutes in heaven with some lipgloss and eyeliner. Jeez.

Thank you to Kroger and CoverGirl for sponsoring this review. While CoverGirl provided me with a $30 gift card to purchase CoverGirl products at Kroger stores, the opinions I’ve expressed here are solely my own, represent my honest viewpoint, and not that of CoverGirl, Kroger, or Proctor & Gamble. I am making no claims about the products, just expressing my thoughtful opinion. Clever Girls Collective supports Blog With Integrity.

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