What goes through my head on any given day before noon.

“Get in the car, we’re lateee!!!”
“Need coffee.”
“I need to pee.”
“Do I have 50 cents for the toll road?”
“I’ve been listening to kid’s music and I dropped them at school 30 minutes ago.”
“My kid’s music is better than Taylor Swift.”
“I need new boots.”
“I’m late for work.”
“I need a pedicure.”
“Zappos! If I order by 10am, I’ll have new shoes by tomorrow.”
“Why is Karen not online today?”
“Coffee. Water. Bathroom.”
“Blog.”
“Did I let my dog out this morning?”
“Did I let my kids out this morning?”
“Vending machine buffet lunch.”
“Wish they had peanut butter m&m’s instead of peanut m&m’s.”
“Karrrennnnn get online.”


5 thoughts on “What goes through my head on any given day before noon.”

  • I was at a funeral today! But I’m online now. And also every morning this:
    “I’ve been listening to kid’s music and I dropped them at school 30 minutes ago.”

  • I was at a funeral today. Online nooooow. And also, this everyday: “I’ve been listening to kid’s music and I dropped them at school 30 minutes ago.”

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