I WENT TO A MALL. IT’S BEEN A WHILE. HERE’S WHAT I LEARNED.
First let me say that it’s been wayyyyyy too long since I’ve posted. For this I am sorry (not sorry). But I’ve really, really missed it so here I am just a girl asking my readers to love me (name that movie).
Anyhoo, this past week my kids have been at the beach with Grandma and Pappa while the hubby and I have enjoyed a childless week at home. #brag #quiet #cleanedouttupperware
So on one of these days after work I thought to myself, “Self…you haven’t been to a mall just to browse with no particular goal for oh…years.” And off I went, to a mall. To browse. And it was weird. And different.
The following are my observations:
Malls don’t offer carts and it appears that I only shop at stores with carts. Target, grocery stores, Marshall’s, etc. Where can I find a freaking cart? My arm hurts!
Do all stores have signature fragrances? I got a whiff of a new scent with every new store I entered.
Should I be buying fragrances?
Should I get a makeover at the makeup counter?
I’m on the first floor but the bathroom is on the third. WHY???
Just because I can fit into clothes in the Junior’s section, does it mean I should shop there? Is there an age cut off?
Are hot pink cropped pants a thing now?
Why are teenagers wearing crop tops in this air-conditioned mall?
Do they still give out free samples in the food court?
How do I get out of here?
Let’s just say the next day…I stuck to Target (and to shopping on Etsy.com of course).