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Valentine’s Day Gifts

You’re in luck! I’ve collected all of my favorite Valentine’s Day posts from the past few years and compiled them into this one mega post. Enjoy!

Since everyone loves a Top 10 list, I’ve searched far and wide to bring you Etsy Stalker’s Top 10 Valentine’s gifts.

Since everyone loves a Top 10 list, I’ve searched far and wide to bring you Etsy Stalker’s Top 10 Valentine’s gifts.

(1) Write your honey (or your imaginary sweetie) an inappropriate love message on this rustic desk chalkboard from Mader Nueve. The best part? You can easily erase any message and write mean things…
Today at the gym a guy said he wasn’t getting his wife a gift for V Day because she probably doesn’t remember it’s today. Ahahahahah.

Today at the gym a guy said he wasn’t getting his wife a gift for V Day because she probably doesn’t remember it’s today. Ahahahahah.

Dude, she’s testing you. Of course she knows today is Valentine’s Day. You can’t walk into a store without it throwing up hearts on you. After laughing in his face, all of the girls corrected his e…
“Papa told me that he took his parent’s car to go buy milk one morning when he was a little kid.” – Darren

“Papa told me that he took his parent’s car to go buy milk one morning when he was a little kid.” – Darren

He ended the story with, “Can I drive to Starbucks if you’re not awake in the morning? Don’t worry because I won’t eat there—I’ll just bring it home in a paper bag.” I’m not sure if he’s a really g…
Happy ‘Julie Friday’ Everyone!

Happy ‘Julie Friday’ Everyone!

What’s that you say? You’ve never heard of this national holiday? At work they call Thursday, Julie Friday, because I’m not in the office on Fridays. I’m sort of a legend in my own mind. And in hon…
My name is Julie. And I don’t share. Like, at all.

My name is Julie. And I don’t share. Like, at all.

Seriously. Never ask me to go out for tapas. I’m going to say no because I hate sharing with people, especially when it comes to my food. And no, I’m not an only child. Thankyouverymuch. My lack of…
Am I hot or not? I’m thinking not.

Am I hot or not? I’m thinking not.

So I walk into Starbucks this morning to get my fix and can’t help but notice a guy checking me out. I think to myself, “Hey, I may be 34, have two kids, no sleep, great hubby, two stinky dogs, and…
“My mom likes her coffee juice”

“My mom likes her coffee juice”

Yesterday I picked up my son and he handed me his art project – a Valentine’s Day card. The assignment? Tell the teacher what you love about mommy. Now, my little guy sort of missed the mark on thi…
Is it Friday yet? Someone? Anyone?

Is it Friday yet? Someone? Anyone?

Oh belly. Why do you hurt me so? It’s Monday – isn’t that punishment enough? Me no feel so good today. And for all of you out there wondering, I am accepting flowers, cards and donations. You know …
If all you need is love, why do most people feel like crap on Valentine’s Day?

If all you need is love, why do most people feel like crap on Valentine’s Day?

So the other day, my 3.5 year old son says to me, “Thanksgiving is over. Hanukkah is over. Christmas is over. What do we do now?” Ummmm, hellooooo, we celebrate the Hallmark holiday Valentine’s Day…
All in favor of eating say I.

All in favor of eating say I. “I.”

Here’s an idea, instead of getting your loved one something he/she/it will never use, get him/her/it something edible. Everyone likes to eat. Unless of course you are stuck wearing headgear all day…
I just witnessed Dr. Ruth giving sex advice on The Doctors. Discuss amongst yourselves.

I just witnessed Dr. Ruth giving sex advice on The Doctors. Discuss amongst yourselves.

I just Googled it and she’s 84 years old. You go girl. I seriously wish all of you were watching this. There were actually diagrams shown. DIAGRAMS PEOPLE.   This is Valentine’s Day programmin…

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