Ummm yeah, this actually happened.
The other day, my friend and I went for a (couples) massage for her birthday. They like to put us in the same room so we can chat. In fact, they may actually think we’re a couple. Whatever.
While getting ready to leave after the massage, I looked up and saw this sign in our room.
I’m thinking we need to fork out some extra money and go to a more upscale establishment.
I swear this blog writes itself.