Ummm I wore my pants inside out and backwards to the school bus this morning. How does that even happen?
Bus. Comes. Too. Early. Send. Help.
Fortunately, no one in their right mind is up at that hour so I went unnoticed. It’s amazing that by the time I get to work, I’ve already had a full day – backward pants and all.
Also on my current list of failures? Keeping flowers alive, which is why I’m psyched that I found paper flowers from The Sunday Flower. Look, they’re pretty and I can’t kill them.
Wouldn’t you be so happy to get these from someone? I would. Hint, hint, nudge, nudge, wink, wink.