Ummm, I almost purchased one of those naked mannequins today

For realz. Bloomingdales by my house is closing so they’re getting rid of all their store fixtures—including the naked mannequins. I don’t know what it is about a liquidation sale that makes me think I. Need. Everything.

Fortunately I talked myself out of the ridiculous purchase. Or is it unfortunately. Hmmmm.

In order to make it up to myself, I’m considering a purchase from Astrid Lily. Or maybe two.

One for me and one for the naked mannequin that got away.