Totally forgot to mention that the sketchy massage place told me my tip wasn’t big enough and I had to give more.
This for real happened⎯and I’d like to add that I gave her 12%. Is that like not enough for a foot massage? It was, as I like to say, AWKWARD.
So I gave the lady 20% but I did it while rolling my eyes. So there⎯I feel like I won.
Next time I go for a sketchy massage, I’m going to carry my cash in a money clip from Perfect Piece so they can see that I have no more tip money. If you happen to be looking for the perfect gift for your honey or dad or even your sugar daddy, these clips are perfect.
And if your man don’t have no money to put in a clip, go ahead and buy yourself these earrings. You deserve it.