This morning I put my pants on backwards.

Which led me to believe I looked fat. Which inspired me to go to the gym. Where I discovered my pants were on backwards. Which led me to realize there were no available elliptical machines. Which inspired me to take the Zumba class starting at that exact moment. Which turned me into a dancing fool.

Seriously. I was a fool that was trying to dance. I was also the fool who forgot her water bottle sleeve (with water bottle) from The Joy Schoppe.

I’m hoping the cute water bottle will distract people from my dance “moves” next time.

And just in case there is no next time, I need this clutch – to distract people from my backwards pants.

39 thoughts on “This morning I put my pants on backwards.”

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *