I’m a mother of two who loves to drink hot coffee in the heat of the summer. I met my husband at work. I was his intern. It was totally not scandalous. I love to read and I like TV. Once I ran into Ron Livingston at my local Starbucks. We totally had a moment. In my mind we’re going steady. I’m obsessed with yard sales and blogging. I could care less about watching sports. My closet is never neat. The only time I organize is the night before my maids come. I love my kids and my work. But I really, really hate wearing shoes. And that, my friends, is me in a nutshell. Ummm cashew nuts.