I’m thinking I need to do one of two things:
(A) Drink less wine.
(B) Call the school and tell them to stop giving my three-year-old wine for lunch.
Ahhhh I set such a wonderful example for my kids. Let’s hope they grow up to be just the opposite of me. But in case they do turn into their mommy, I should probably invest in personalized wine totes from Libbie and Winston.
Drunkies tend to lose track of their bottles (so I hear).
If the kids turn into the intellectual types, I’ll totally get them monogrammed laptop sleeves. But for now, I think I’ll just teach them Go Fish (and possibly how to ‘Go get mommy another glass of wine’).