Is it wrong that all I want for Valentine’s Day is to have my face peeled off? Seriously people, there’s no better way to say ‘I Love You,’ than to give your loved one a chemical peel (performed by a licensed esthetician of course). P.S. My husband thinks I’m insane (per usual).

I’m assuming not all of you want your face peeled off on the day of love…maybe just half of you? No? Well if you don’t, you’re probably searching high and low for gifts (and making your own list too). So without further ado, I bring to you Etsy Stalkers’ 2015 Top 10 Must-Haves For Valentine’s Day:

 For the fiery little girl in your world:

Retro Ribbin and lace Red heart dress | $46

For your naked, yearning neck:

Judith Ripka “Linen” Silver Twin Heart Necklace | $250

For the post-it note organizer in your life (OMG…love me a new pack of post-it notes):  

Makin it Rain Sticky Note Organizier | $20

For your puppy-lovin’, chocolate-eatin’ kids:

Puppy Love Valentine’s Day Basket | $49

 For the highly-caffeinated love in your life:

Hand-painted Heart Mug | $14

For your main hunk (or sports loving lady):

Original Framed Art | $45

For those that like it hot and personalized:

Personalized Love Locket | $25

For those that like it cold and covered:

Flower Crochet Multi Color Scarf | $36

For the purse loverrrrrr in your life (AKA everyone, ever):

Waxed Canvas Bag |$145

For those of you out on the prowl this Valentine’s Day…call me (rawwwrrrr):

Adorable iPhone 6 Case | $9.99