Tag: Etsy

Party Favors? Balloons? Who needs them? Who forgot them? #thismom #awkward

I seriously hate party favors. I hate giving the kids junk and I hate when my kids come home from parties with junk that will just end up in the trash. So this year I decided, “No, no. You’re not tricking me this time, you […]

I realize I’m late to the Game of Thrones game but I need a roadmap or a family tree or color-coded post it notes…

There’s no way that ya’ll completely understand what’s going on, right? Am I dumb? There are just so many costumes and snow storms and beheadings. Are we in the north? South? Is winter coming? Or going? I already spend most of my life in a […]

Opting Outside (And Away from My Family) Left Me Looking Within

Hi, hello, ahemm, etc. Yes, it’s me. The stalker. I realize it’s been a while.  I’ve neglected writing about my online stalking…but trust me, it’s been in full force. And it’s expanded wayyyyyy beyond etsy. I’ve now officially become an equal opportunity stalker. Hey, I […]

I peed in my pants. Not really. Well, sort of.

My son played baseball this spring and it was serious. Between practices and games, we were at the fields about three times a week. At first I was annoyed about the schedule, 6:15 weeknight games, eating dinner on the go, chasing my daughter around, etc. […]


What up Day Nine of the Crazy Sexy Diet Cleanse? How you doin’? I’m doing pretty darn good myself (thanks for asking). First of all, I would like to reiterate how much those gluten-free fries tore up my stomach last night. I’m completely amazed about […]