Valentine’s Day…Let’s Do This.

Is it wrong that all I want for Valentine’s Day is to have my face peeled off? Seriously people, there’s no better way to say ‘I Love You,’ than to give your loved one a chemical peel (performed by a licensed esthetician of course). P.S. My husband thinks I’m insane (per usual).

I’m assuming not all of you want your face peeled off on the day of love…maybe just half of you? No? Well if you don’t, you’re probably searching high and low for gifts (and making your own list too). So without further ado, I bring to you Etsy Stalkers’ 2015 Top 10 Must-Haves For Valentine’s Day:

 For the fiery little girl in your world:

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Retro Ribbin and lace Red heart dress | $46

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For your naked, yearning neck:

udith Ripka "Linen" Silver Twin Heart Necklace, etsy blog, etsystalkers.com, valentine's day
Judith Ripka “Linen” Silver Twin Heart Necklace | $250

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For the post-it note organizer in your life (OMG…love me a new pack of post-it notes):  

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Makin it Rain Sticky Note Organizier | $20

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For your puppy-lovin’, chocolate-eatin’ kids:

Puppy Love Valentine's Day Basket, Art of Appreciation Gift Baskets, etsy blog, etsystalkers.com
Puppy Love Valentine’s Day Basket | $49

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 For the highly-caffeinated love in your life:

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Hand-painted Heart Mug | $14

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For your main hunk (or sports loving lady):

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Original Framed Art | $45

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For those that like it hot and personalized:

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Personalized Love Locket | $25

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For those that like it cold and covered:

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Flower Crochet Multi Color Scarf | $36

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For the purse loverrrrrr in your life (AKA everyone, ever):

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Waxed Canvas Bag |$145

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For those of you out on the prowl this Valentine’s Day…call me (rawwwrrrr):

iPhone 6 Case, etsy blog, etsystalkers.com, ESR the Beat Series Protective Case
Adorable iPhone 6 Case | $9.99

I just witnessed Dr. Ruth giving sex advice on The Doctors. Discuss amongst yourselves.

I just Googled it and she’s 84 years old. You go girl. I seriously wish all of you were watching this. There were actually diagrams shown. DIAGRAMS PEOPLE.

 

This is Valentine’s Day programming at it’s best. Or worst. Either way, Happy Hallmark Day. If you have yet to buy your honey a gift from Etsy, you’re too late. Or are you?

Lucky for you Itsy Belle offers awesome printables for every type of party—including one for Valentine’s Day. You can purchase and print at home TODAY.

And with that I just saved the day. Actually Itsy Belle saved the day if you want to get all technical about it. Now I need to go wash my eyes out after watching The Doctors.