Tag: etsy blog

Party Favors? Balloons? Who needs them? Who forgot them? #thismom #awkward

I seriously hate party favors. I hate giving the kids junk and I hate when my kids come home from parties with junk that will just end up in the trash. So this year I decided, “No, no. You’re not tricking me this time, you […]

I realize I’m late to the Game of Thrones game but I need a roadmap or a family tree or color-coded post it notes…

There’s no way that ya’ll completely understand what’s going on, right? Am I dumb? There are just so many costumes and snow storms and beheadings. Are we in the north? South? Is winter coming? Or going? I already spend most of my life in a […]

Opting Outside (And Away from My Family) Left Me Looking Within

Hi, hello, ahemm, etc. Yes, it’s me. The stalker. I realize it’s been a while.  I’ve neglected writing about my online stalking…but trust me, it’s been in full force. And it’s expanded wayyyyyy beyond etsy. I’ve now officially become an equal opportunity stalker. Hey, I […]

I just read “Not a Cracker” on my to-do list instead of “Nutcracker”.

And yes I was the one who wrote my to-do list. Like an hour ago. I should add “writing lessons” to my list (but I may not be able to decipher it). And maybe I should eat some crackers because I’m starving and I obviously […]

Look At Me, I’m Hip Urban Julie.

So it all started about a month ago when my office moved locations and the new building can’t offer parking spaces to everyone. There’s this imaginary waiting list, which no one can actually produce in real life, in which we will all start being awarded […]