Swimming in the pool counts as a shower, right?
I don’t mean to brag, but we have conserved so much freaking water on this vacation by not showering. I know, I totally deserve a Nobel Peace Prize for single-handedly saving the earth.
When I do decide to shower again (like in a few days) I’m thinking I should probably invest in a new bath mat from Emily Kircher Recycling Artist.
Before it arrives, I’m going to purchase some industrial-sized deodorant.
And now I’m off to swim. I mean shower. Actually, I mean swim.