Some Shameless Promotion
My pencil business is booming. Actually, it’s not. Lead-Based Insults is a total flop.
Can’t help but notice that no one wants to buy any. Sad face. Self pity.
Pack #1 includes 6 pencils:
“You’re not pencil thin”
“Poke your eye out”
“Trees died for this pencil”
“Write about your failures”
“Chewing pencils burns calories”
“Don’t drink and write”
Hey, Lead-Based Insults could be a great gift. Or not. Whatever.