Some Shameless Promotion

My pencil business is booming. Actually, it’s not. Lead-Based Insults is a total flop.

Can’t help but notice that no one wants to buy any. Sad face. Self pity.

Pack #1 includes 6 pencils:
“You’re not pencil thin”
“Poke your eye out”
“Trees died for this pencil”
“Write about your failures”
“Chewing pencils burns calories”
“Don’t drink and write”

Hey, Lead-Based Insults could be a great gift. Or not. Whatever.



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