I realize I’m late to the Game of Thrones game but I need a roadmap or a family tree or color-coded post it notes…

There’s no way that ya’ll completely understand what’s going on, right? Am I dumb? There are just so many costumes and snow storms and beheadings. Are we in the north? South? Is winter coming? Or going? I already spend most of my life in a confused state of mind as it is…and now I’m supposed to know the difference between The Starks, King’s Landing and The Mother of Dragons? I can’t even remember to sign my kids’ school papers, and now I have to figure out what that huge-ass wall is all about? Please.

Game of Thrones: The Complete Seasons 1-7
Game of Thrones: The Complete Seasons 1-7
Monopoly: Game of Thrones Collector's Edition Board Game
Monopoly: Game of Thrones Collector’s Edition Board Game

I actually do really like the show (currently on Season 3) but seriously need a Cliff’s Notes version to read after each episode. Are Cliff’s Notes still a thing? Did my Cliff reference just really age me?




Game of Thrones Wiskey Decanter Set
Game of Thrones Wiskey Decanter Set | $2



Anyhooooo, there are tons of Game of Throne’s fans out there. Fortunately, there are also tons of gift ideas to give each one of those fans like this amazing Game of Thrones Whiskey Decanter Set from Decent Craft



I’ve personally been searching high and low for a recently-skinned animal jacket but can’t find one for some reason (kidding people…gross). Oh and can we discuss what the breath must be like on those stinky people? Although it doesn’t really deter them from the hanky panky (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).


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