Put in my contacts. Couldn’t see out of one eye. Put in a new contact. Found lost contact dried on the side of my face two hours later.

Yep, this chick has it all together. Nothing gets251-502 by me. I’m thinking I should just stick to wearing glasses. Which of course those make me look like a dork (please restrain from commenting).
C.R. Gibson Iota Double-Sided Eyeglass Case, Charmed
C.R. Gibson Iota Double-Sided Eyeglass Case, Charmed

 

 

 Retro Geometric Fabric Glasses Purse
Retro Geometric Fabric Glasses Purse

And of course I can’t actually find my eyeglass case because I’m a mess.I’ll just blame it on the kids, like everything else.

It’s a good thing I stumbled upon etsy’s Tago Design.

If these cases don’t make me look cool, nothing will (please, I said no comments). And if you happen to not wear glasses, I hate you. I mean I’m jealous of you and I hate you.

By the way, will someone please lend me four thousand dollars so I can get Lasik? No really. Hand it over.



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