Put in my contacts. Couldn’t see out of one eye. Put in a new contact. Found lost contact dried on the side of my face two hours later.
And of course I can’t actually find my eyeglass case because I’m a mess.I’ll just blame it on the kids, like everything else.
It’s a good thing I stumbled upon etsy’s Tago Design.
If these cases don’t make me look cool, nothing will (please, I said no comments). And if you happen to not wear glasses, I hate you. I mean I’m jealous of you and I hate you.
By the way, will someone please lend me four thousand dollars so I can get Lasik? No really. Hand it over.