Ohhhhh the Emmys, yet another reminder of how unstylish and unsuccessful I am
I mean really, how can I compete with Kim Kardashian? I can’t even compete with Rachel Zoe who is eight months prego yet still manages to remain thinner than me.
Instead of dressing myself up, I’ve decided to distract you with these awesome decorations for the home from The Chic-adee Shop. Now my guests will focus on these wreaths instead of my jiggly muffin top.
Sorry for the visual.
Isn’t this one spooooky? Bwahahahaha (that’s me being spooky.)
And now it’s time to put on the drawstring pants, pour a glass of wine and enjoy The Emmys. Hey, the wine helps me feel prettier and more successful.