It’s Sunday and my pants are tight. What else is new?

It’s the holiday season (otherwise known as “I need to invest in a moo-moo” season.) Seriously, I’ve had a million events this weekend (sooo popular) and with each one my pants have gotten tighter. And tighter.

Since my tight pants are cutting off my circulation, I’m finding it impossible to stay awake which somehow means I had to shop for more throw pillows from Jillian Rene Décor. That correlation doesn’t make sense? I blame it on my pants.

Want.

Need.

Hand them over.

By the way, if you have not yet entered the GIVEAWAY to win an adorbz hat from My Kids Lids, there are only 24 hours left. Then you will (officially) be declared a loser.



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