Is it just me, or do you feel like the royal baby should be walking by now?
I mean seriously, how long has Kate been pregnant for? She has the gestational period of a giraffe. I have a theory that she actually gave birth a month ago and is tricking us.
Yep, you heard it here first. There’s trickery involved.
Seeing that we don’t know what Kate’s having, I’m going send her some gender-neutral hoop art from Jennifer Allevato. I’m pretty sure that it will be hung in the royal palace to be admired by all.
Or it will be thrown in the trash. Whatev.
Wake up people because it’s Monday and there’s a royal baby on the way (or possibly one month old).