In summary, watching the Olympics was like looking in a Funhouse mirror.
Seriously, who are these people? It’s like they’re not even human. And have you seen the commercial that’s all, “I haven’t eaten dessert in two years. I haven’t read a book in a decade”? I’m not sure if that’s supposed to inspire me, but it doesn’t. At all.
In fact, it makes me want to eat this awesome bracelet from daimblond. It’s not actually edible, but doesn’t it remind you of those necklaces you could eat?
Pretty and delicious.
And while we’re on the topic of the Olympics, can we please discuss The Spice Girls reunion? AWKWARD.