I’m not trying to point any fingers (totally pointing) but I think Chelsea Handler reads this blog and stole my material.

Man I love that lady and her hottie sidekick Josh. I haven’t laughed that long in a while, but I couldn’t help but notice that some of her funnies were particualary close to some of my funnies. The stalker has become the stalkie (in my pretend fantasy world).

That’s OK Chelsea, I’ll forgive you. I mean really, who wouldn’t want to be me? Don’t answer that so fast. I’ll really forgive and forget if you go out and buy me a little something something from Castle Creek Designs for my birthday.

Come on Chelsea, I know you can afford these curtains and you’re obviously reading this blog daily.

By the way, why is Elmo so freaking cute? Even as an adult (heh) I totally appreciate his cuteness. There I said it, I heart Elmo’s world. And I obviously need more sleep.

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