I tried to leave a funeral a few minutes early and got stuck behind the hearse where the family was gathered. AWKWARD.

Yes this actually happened to me yesterday. Let me set the scene, I was at the funeral of my dear friend’s father. I had no plans to leave early but it went a little bit long and I knew that I had to get my son of the bus, so I walked to my car at the very, very end thinking I would get ahead of the long line of cars.

I got ahead of some cars but then it happened, I get stuck behind the hearse and the limo as the entire family is getting in to leave. People are hugging family members right in front of my car as I just sat there. Waiting. Embarrassed. And then some other friends walked by and started pointing at me and laughing. And then I missed my son’s bus (fortunately a neighbor got him). I’m going to take a mask to my next funeral. You know, to disguise myself if I need to leave early.

ModCloth Trash Course Mask Etsy Blog
ModCloth Trash Course Mask
Santa Beard Prop Wooden Christmas Decor Etsy Blog
Santa Beard Prop Wooden Christmas Decor
Accoutrements Horse Head Mask Etsy Blog
No one will notice me if I wear this, right?

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