I think we’ve been hit on by swingers (and I’m not referring to those fancy dancers.) AWKWARD.
I mean I’m totally flattered and all, but I’m not so much into it. You see the place we’re staying at in Michigan has a great pool and the other residents have been nothing but friendly. But one couple seems to be a little too friendly, if you know what I mean (and I think you do). While they may just be super friendly, we’ve now branded them as The Swingers.
I’m obviously irresistible – I mean have you seen all this?
In order to be a little more incognito I decided to cover-up with a super-hero towel from Yikes Twins.No one will recognize me now.
By the way, I one time heard that swingers put pineapples on their front door steps to indicate “Swingers Live Here.” Is that true or an urban myth?