I possibly just went for a foot massage at a place that offers happy endings.

OK, so it turned out to be a normal place, but it was new and dark and cheap. So of course I walked right in. Hey, I like to give the little guys a chance.

Fortunately (or unfortunately depending on what you want in a massage), it was legit.

Of course now all I want to do is get massaged all day. Since that’s not going to happen, I’ve gone ahead and found the next best thing—neck and eye kozis from Holly Works Kernel Kozis.

You can heat these things up in the microwave, sit back, relax and enjoy a warm neck hug. Yeah, I just made that term up.

I’m thinking of ordering like 100 of these and creating a full-body kozi. Awkward much?



1 thought on “I possibly just went for a foot massage at a place that offers happy endings.”

  • warm neck hug… yes please! i seriously need a massage. another good find paired with much needed humour 🙂

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