Have you been to the mall lately? Apparently I have not.

So I was close to the mall today and ran in for five(ish) minutes. Wow. I’m really unfashionable. REALLY.

And to make matters worse, I got a soda, the topped popped off and it spilled all over the floor by one of the super fancy makeup counters. You can’t make this stuff up.

After existing the mall while muttering under my breath like a crazy lady, I vowed to stick to online shopping, where I’m the most fashionable person around.

I also plan to hide behind my super fashionable kids wearing awesomeness from tenderblue. Seriously, no one will notice my mom jeans when my kids are in these. And by no one, I mean everyone.

Happy Friday. And stay away from the mall if you know what’s good for you.



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