Have I ever told you that I one time applied to be a writer for Spanx?

I mean hellloo, I’m a perfect fit (pun totally intended). I’m a writer AND I happen to need a little lift and tuck at times.

Can you believe that they freaking never even called me back? RUDE. I’m never using Spanx again. Actually I am – no one needs to see this situation in a tight dress without lycra. Just saying.

Anyhoo, since I’ll still be using the Spanx, I can afford to eat a little more, which is why I’m happy I found Andie’s Specialty Sweets. These buttons are edible people. That’s right, you. Can. Eat. These.

I seriously can’t believe this is all food. It’s like my ooompa loompa dream has finally come true. Now if only I could find a chocolate stream to dive into…



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