Happy Halloween! Please don’t be the jerk that hands out toothbrushes to kids.

Seriously people, just hand over the candy and preferably leave out a ‘Just Take One’ bucket. Those were (are) always my favorite.

If you’re into healthy teeth, don’t punish the neighborhood kids. Instead, just go ahead and buy one of these concrete toothbrush holders from Fine Concrete Decor for yourself. And by that I mean, buy one for me.

 

 And then buy me this iPhone desktop stand.
And a kitchen table while you’re at it.
Remember to be careful out there tonight and pray for lots of ‘Just Take One’ buckets full of wine bottles. What?


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