Oh good, it’s the longest day of the year.

Personally I’ve already experienced the longest day of my year. It was this past Saturday while flying home from vacation. In fact, I think many people on that plane had the longest day of their years too. In honor of the first official day of […]

I’m weird. And I like weird things. Sue me. Actually, please don’t.

I love the dead heat of the summer, I talk in my sleep, and I have psychic abilities only when I’m pregnant. I’m what some may call different. And I take that as a compliment. I think that weird is good. That’s why I was […]

In conclusion, never ever brag about sleeping children. Why? Because Karma will come back and bite you in the butt.

No, I’m not referring to my dog named Karma. She did not bite me in the butt. It’s a figure of speech people. Leave my poor dog alone. So yesterday, I opened my big fat mouth and bragged about getting my kids to nap at […]

Hello? Spring Clothes? Where Art Thou?

Is it just me, or do you go to your closet at the start of a new season and totally wonder what you wore the previous year? I literally have no cute spring clothes. How is that even possible? Did they get up and walk […]

It’s official. I’m a suburban housewife. I went speed walking with two neighbors last night.

My, my, how times have changed. Next thing you know I’ll be wearing a shirt with built-in reflectors so cars can see me in the dark. And maybe I’ll even throw a fanny pack into the mix. Or, maybe not. Of course after my speed […]