Holidays

Party Favors? Balloons? Who needs them? Who forgot them? #thismom #awkward

I seriously hate party favors. I hate giving the kids junk and I hate when my kids come home from parties with junk that will just end up in the trash. So this year I decided, “No, no. You’re not tricking me this time, you […]

I just read “Not a Cracker” on my to-do list instead of “Nutcracker”.

And yes I was the one who wrote my to-do list. Like an hour ago. I should add “writing lessons” to my list (but I may not be able to decipher it). And maybe I should eat some crackers because I’m starving and I obviously […]

Valentine’s Day…Let’s Do This.

Is it wrong that all I want for Valentine’s Day is to have my face peeled off? Seriously people, there’s no better way to say ‘I Love You,’ than to give your loved one a chemical peel (performed by a licensed esthetician of course). P.S. […]

Etsy Stalkers’ Ultimate Holiday Gift Guide 2014!!

The holidays are almost here and I haven’t bought one single gift yet. Has anyone?  Seriously people, that’s not a rhetorical question. I’m really wondering if you’ve started shopping yet. Never fear, Etsy Stalkers is here to help you shop and decorator the holidays. I […]

Shop For Your Ugly Christmas Sweaters!

The perfect Etsy store (mine) to shop for you upcoming Ugly Christmas Sweater parties. More hideous sweaters being added daily. You’re welcome 🙂