In honor of Throw Back Thursday, I’ve decided to bring back one of my favorite posts of all time from April 3, 2012 (exactly two years ago today) and very appropriate as we approach Spring Break next week!
The hubby woke up frantic because he thought Darren missed the school bus. Ummm – we’re in the middle of spring break.
I do believe we have a new father-of-the-year nominee on our hands. Hey at least it’s not just me that gets confused easily. Between the two of us, we can get our kids to the right place, at the right time at a 95% success rate. Not too shabby if you ask me.
To remind the hubby that he’s not a complete failure in life, I’m going to cheer him up with one of these hilarious cards fromSad Shop. And I think I’ll ahead and buy some for myself as well (because you can never get enough Amazeballs cards in the mail.)
I’m dreaming of a beach vacation. I mean really, who isn’t?
form and $25 cash from my hand and pressing print.
Time expectancy: Ohhh I thought about three-five minutes.
Time reality: Two hours (not counting the time I spent showering after I got home to wash away the disgusting cooties that jumped on me while waiting. And waiting. And waiting.)
Two days later I’m still trying to understand what was going on in that office. I witnessed a lot of wandering. And disappearing. And eye rolling (mostlyfrom me). And blank stares. The whole situation actually reminded me of trying to get my son out the door to school in the mornings. But he’s six. And not getting paid. And did I mention that he’s six? It’s sort of his job to wander and give me blank stares.
The only reason I finally received the certificate is because I went up and asked when it would be ready. They then proceeded to tell me that ‘ohhhh, it’s ready and I must have been in the bathroom when my name was called.’ Ummmm no. I never had to go to the bathroom because I was stuck in a hot room with nothing to eat or drink for two hours.
Breathe in. Breathe out. In. Out.
Now that I have that off my chest, I’m ready to discuss that today is Friday. And I love Fridays. I also happen to love that Spring may actually be arriving soon. And I shall celebrate with a terrarium kit from Bird and Feather. I bet this shop owner wouldn’t make me wait two hours without food or drink while placing my order.
In honor of Throw Back Thursday, I’ve decided to bring back one of my favorite posts of all time from April 2011. It’s an oldie but still holds true. And it makes me really, really want to finally order a FitBit.
So without further ado, I bring back to you…
Last night I found myself shopping online for a full-coverage spandex-lined bathing suit. What am I, 60? No offense mom.
Enough is enough. I’m back on the eating healthy andexercising bandwagon as of now. OK, now. Seriously now. I’m counting on all of you to stop me if you see me about to dive into a vat of Nutella.
Fortunately, there are etsy sellers out there like Drywellwho have a great sense of humor about food. This pretty much sums up a hot dog in my mind (which is why I won’t eat them anymore).
This one just made me laugh. Not LOL. Just L. And it sort of took my mind off of food, and lack there of it, for like a millisecond.
When I saw them on Etsy, I knew I had to have them. And becauseBanana Tree Studios understands my intense and strange need to have deer heads in very specific colors, she customized them to exactly what I was hoping for.
I’m actually not really sure how I lived without these before, but now all is right in my world. Please note: No deers were killed during the making of this blog post. Now that would be Re-deer-culous.
Do you remember when I told you about my car getting bamboozled during the Atlanta Snowpocalypse over a month ago? And by bamboozled I mean after I had to abandon my car, another car was abandoned inside of my car. Needless to say my car’s been in the shop for almost a month now and because every other car in Atlanta is also getting fixed, I have a Tahoe rental. And it’s GINORMOUS. Literally the biggest car (beast) I’ve ever driven. My son’s reaction when he first saw it? “Now that’s what I’m talking about.”
I’m actually getting pretty used to driving the beast everywhere except my parking garage at work. I literally duck my head everytime I drive under a low ceiling. I’m not sure why I think this will protect my car but I literally can’t stop ducking. The thought of wearing a helmet has possibly crossed my mind.
I’m supposed to get my car back later this week and I seriously can’t wait. I’m going to hug it and treat it sooooo well. In fact I think I’ll buy it a fancy car trash bag from Compelled To Craft as a welcome home gift. And to keep my car looking extra pretty and happy, I’m going to consider washing it myself. Keyword being consider.
So Biebermoved a few miles from my house. This is not a joke. And because I live in an Atlanta suburb, his arrival is kind of a big deal. And not just with teenage girls. Trust me when I tell you that I know many suburban wives doing drive bys (ahem).
The big Bieber news of this week is that he rented out anarcade just for himself and a few friends. While inside the arcade some punk* stole a $10,000 camera from the paparazzi and police, news crews, teenagers, housewives, etc. all swooped in to help. And as it turns out this is the same arcade we held my son’s birthday party a year ago. So basically The Biebs and I now run in the same circle. And by circle I mean zip code.
I honestly have no idea where one would go to buy a $10,000 camera (I’m nervous to own one that tips the $100 mark), but if I were to have one, I would most definitely add some flair with an awesome camera strap from Couch Guitar Straps. These straps are sturdy, colorful and are sure to get the attention of any 20-year-old-arcade-renter-outer-star.
*Did my use of the word punk just age me by 20 years?
As part of my New Year’s resolution to get organized, I’m following along with Apartment Therapy’s January Cure. What is the January Cure you ask? You receive daily emails with assignments that will leave you with a cleaner and more organized home at the end of the month. The assignments are actually doable (i.e. even I can complete them).
Well this past weekend’s assignment was the kitchen. Ohhhh the kitchen, where we eat, play, cook (theoretically), read the mail, do homework, avoid homework—you get the idea. And since I couldn’t just jump into the task, I figured I would ease my way in by hitting up The Container Store (AKA heaven).
Two hours and $200 dollars later I was almost ready to start organizing. But first I needed lunch and a nap. What? I’m only human. So without further ado, here’s what I purchased to get going. Plus some goodies from Etsy that I can’t wait to buy:
I literally parked my car, got out, bought coffee, walked back to my car, and only then realized I had left my car running. Ummmm….needless to say, I ordered a Venti. And now I’m ordering new coffee supplies because you can never have enough. Of anything really.
You have photos. And there’s a pretty big chance those photos haven’t seen the light of day since you first took them or posted them to Facebook to brag about your awesome life (not that I do that…ahem).
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If you’re new to Etsy Stalkers I want you take you wayyyyy back in time (2011) when I decided to create a Taylor-Made room for my daughter (whose name is Taylor). When I conceived this idea, I had no idea how many Etsy shops would come together to bring it to fruition. But above is the end result. It’s officially the prettiest and most put together room in my house. But it wasn’t all like this. In fact it used to be the exact opposite…READ MORE >