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This morning I put my pants on backwards.

Which led me to believe I looked fat. Which inspired me to go to the gym. Where I discovered my pants were on backwards. Which led me to realize there were no available elliptical machines. Which inspired me to take the Zumba class starting at […]

Hey here’s an idea. Don’t take medicine that makes you sleepy in the middle of the day.

I know, I’m so smart, right? I wasn’t feeling well so I took some meds that “may cause drowsiness.” Ummm, you think? It’s six hours later and I still can’t keep my eyes open. Luckily I’ve gathered up the strength to shop for you (and […]