Can’t breathe. Head in cloud. Send help.
Seriously, my head is stuffy, I have to breathe through my mouth and I just sneezed on my computer. Wanna make out? No?
Not only do I need an entire box of tissues, I need a tissue box cover from A Southern Bucket. Why? Because I do.
I also need this wine bucket. Why? Because I do.
How else do you suggest I get through the day?