Caffeinated beef jerky tested for military MREs.

Yes, that’s an actual headline I read in an actual newspaper. Sadly I’m so freaking tired that I would consider eating the jerky for a little boost – and I don’t even eat meat. All I can say is TGIF (AND TGIFreeBagelFriday).

I’m so freaking ready to chillax this weekend.

Not to bring up a sore subject, but the holidays are right around the corner and you haven’t started shopping yet. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure you haven’t.

Instead of fighting crazy mall traffic just to buy your second cousin twice removed a remote-controlled back massager from Brookstone, you should head on over to Taylors Eclectic and buy her (and by her, I actually mean me) some handmade jewelry.

I promise she (and by she, I actually mean I) would really, really love to receive anything from this shop. Particularly this bracelet.

And now I’m off to go do a face dive into my venti startbucks cup and free bagel. Why? Because that’s the way I roll.

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