Best bumper sticker ever: 0.0 I DON’T RUN
I literally almost caused an accident trying to read this little gem. You can only guess what the dude driving this car looked like. He’s definitely not a runner.
I too have not been running, which is ironic (I think) because I’m doing a 10K in 2.5 weeks. I’m counting on Crossfit training to give me the strength not to die during the race. To reward myself, I’m totally going to turn my number into awesome coasters from MileStones. These are such a better idea than stuffing it in a drawer (i.e. the trash next to the kids’ artwork).
I guess I could just sign up for the race, get the number, skip the running, and turn the bib into coasters. No one would ever know. Bwahahahahaha.