Author: Julie

Party Favors? Balloons? Who needs them? Who forgot them? #thismom #awkward

I seriously hate party favors. I hate giving the kids junk and I hate when my kids come home from parties with junk that will just end up in the trash. So this year I decided, “No, no. You’re not tricking me this time, you […]

I realize I’m late to the Game of Thrones game but I need a roadmap or a family tree or color-coded post it notes…

There’s no way that ya’ll completely understand what’s going on, right? Am I dumb? There are just so many costumes and snow storms and beheadings. Are we in the north? South? Is winter coming? Or going? I already spend most of my life in a […]

I delayed an appointment because I needed to see the winners of Flea Market Flip. Spoiler Alert: The aloof hippies lost.

Does anyone else spend a ridiculous amount of time watching silly shows on HGTV? Of course you do. My latest mindless addiction is Flea Market Flip—where two pairs buy some junk at a flea market, transform said junk into fancier junk and then try to […]

Opting Outside (And Away from My Family) Left Me Looking Within

Hi, hello, ahemm, etc. Yes, it’s me. The stalker. I realize it’s been a while.  I’ve neglected writing about my online stalking…but trust me, it’s been in full force. And it’s expanded wayyyyyy beyond etsy. I’ve now officially become an equal opportunity stalker. Hey, I […]

I just read “Not a Cracker” on my to-do list instead of “Nutcracker”.

And yes I was the one who wrote my to-do list. Like an hour ago. I should add “writing lessons” to my list (but I may not be able to decipher it). And maybe I should eat some crackers because I’m starving and I obviously […]