Am I hot or not? I’m thinking not.
So I walk into Starbucks this morning to get my fix and can’t help but notice a guy checking me out. I think to myself, “Hey, I may be 34, have two kids, no sleep, great hubby, two stinky dogs, and one needy cat, but I’ve still got it. I’m looking good. Real good.” Sometimes it just feels good to get checked out.
And then I got into the elevator at work and saw my reflection – my freaking black eye looks hideous. I’m a monster. In conclusion, it turns out the dude wasn’t checking me out because I look good, it’s because I’m a total freak show. Awesome.
It’s a good thing I stumbled upon Jellybeans. These beautiful watercolor paintings make me smile and almost forget about my freakishly black eye.
If you still haven’t purchased a Valentine’s Day gift, I would suggest ordering one of these or forever staying single. Just sayin’. OK, off to start my day (I’ve been in windup mode since 7am. I start winding down around 4pm. It’s a rough life.) Still looking for Valentine’s Day gift ideas? Check these out. And these. And of course these.