Autographed Copy of the Bible
Living In Sin Sale
Mom, deal with it.
We moved in together, and we’re happy. So is the baby on the way. Kidding. I’m kidding. No babies.
But we do have lots of stuff to sell. For starters, I was never using one ironing board, and now we have two. And we also both owned Borat and Wedding Crashers. I know, right? We were destined for each other.
So, stop by Saturday, April 18th between 8am and noon. Pass judgment on our living arrangement. Then, bring a piece of it home with you.
It’s like she says, why buy the cow when you can sell a toaster?