Text conversation between me and a friend this morning…
Friend – Love your daughter’s Unabomber look today. Tres chic!
Me – Oh gawd. Gary took her to school today and I’m afraid to ask.
Friend – Wish I had a pic. To be fair she looked more like she was going into the Witness Protection Program than the Unabomber Love that girl.
Me – That makes it way better. Oy.
This is what I’m dealing with people. A daughter who dresses like a Unabomber/Witness Protection Program person. One thing’s for sure though, no one will ever describe her as a wallflower. So instead of denying her of the fashion faux-pas, I’ve chosen to embrace it. Encourage it actually, which is why I went on the hunt for Unabomber/Witness Protection Program person sunglasses. I guess her crazy doesn’t fall far from my crazy tree.